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20% Cooler!
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Biden BLAST!!!
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Re-implemented!
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/!\ You have alerted the horse.
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/!\ You are no longer safe.
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(i) PLAYERNAME has been infected
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I'm not gonna sugarcoat it,
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I know what you are.
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But do I know when you are!?
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Moss? Eaten.
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Never stop gambling!
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Let's go gambling!
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Aw dang it!
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No matter what!
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Open up your eyes!
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Yee-Haw!
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I'm from the past, and I'm from the future!
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jessey...i turned myself into a bunger...
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yeag
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(removed)
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(deleted)
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Can you hear the sea? Do you see the lights?
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Return to your bunker.
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This place is safe. Stay here to hibernate
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Nom
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I know this is what must happen...
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Michigan
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**NOT CLICKBAIT**
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**GONE WRONG**
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Not on viewportOS!
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[Money] SOON
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KILL
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Murderize!
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Bad To the Bone!
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You are fake. You dont exist,
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Yes!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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A Brave New Look!
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A Brave New Gloop!
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But here's the glooper:
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Glooptastic, absolutely slorpcredible!
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Knows where you live!
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100% pure!
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As seen on TV!
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Hey, hello! My name is...
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(pling) Leave me alone! (pling) Akira!
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Faithless!
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Faithful!
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Made on Java!
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Made with IntelliJ IDEA!
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Made with Visual Studio Code!
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Made with Notepad++!
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Made with Notepad!
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Please don't open re:squake config (no seriously)
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Also try RubyDung!
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Also try Bugsnax!
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Also try Bugsnax: Isle of Bigsnax!
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Also Try Minecraft: Bedrock Edition!
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Also try Quake!
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Also try re:squake!
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Also try Linux Mint!
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Also try Fedora Linux!
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Also try corru.observer!
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Also try corru.observer: EP2ADDZ!
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Also try Splatoon!
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Also try Splatoon 2!
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Also try Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion!
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Also try Splatoon 3!
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Also try Splatoon 3: Side Order!
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Also try Nintendogs!
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Also try Rain World!
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Also try Rain World: Downpour!
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Also try Sonic Adventure!
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Also try Not So Seecret Saturday!
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Also try ReIndev!
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Also try Better than Adventure!
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Also try Legacy+!
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Also try Raspberry Flavored!
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Also try Secret Little Haven!
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Also try Voices of the Void!
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Also try Starbound!
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Also try The Genesis Project!
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Also try Terraria!
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Also try Hytale!
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Also try Paper Mario: Color Splash!
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Also try Indigo Park!
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Also try admiring plants!
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Also listen to The Beths!
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Also listen to Beau Jordan!
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Give up on your dreams of becoming a baker!
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Happy birthday!
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Happy wriggling day!
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Happy ascension gaze!
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Animal Crossing: New Leaf!
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(punching trees is not as effective in real life)
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Basketball. Everyone remembers Basketball!
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A bizarre adventure!
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A wacky trip!
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A blocky vacation!
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Now with vertical slabs!
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Oh, wouldn't you like to know?
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Did you know?
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Top-tier gaming.
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Mojang please nerf skeletons
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Mojang please
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Mojank please
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Mojang please I am begging
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At home!
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Home-made!
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Made in Brasil!
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Made in Brazil!
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BRASIL NÚMERO UM CAMPEÃO DO BLUMBO :speaking_head::speaking_head:
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Was that the craft of ’87!?
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Now With More Copper!
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Now with More
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A little bit of "?" in your life!
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Now!
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In case it isn't obvious, foxes are also players.
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it's as shrimple as that
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things are not so shrimple now, are they?
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its actually very clamplicated
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its that shrimple
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its very benefishial
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its kinda conchfusing
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simply mantastic
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its very resharkable
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you've got to be squidding me
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i cant believe you would becray me
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its very effishient
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your octopinion is invalid
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your octopinion is valid
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its very shellfish
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would you please sealize the truth
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the proccess is that grueeling
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its not something you cod achieve easily
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its actually immorayl
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Apartment complex? I find it quite simple.
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Snowier snow!
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Trans rights now!
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ACAB
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13:12, make a wish!
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Black lives matter!
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Be anti-racist!
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Learn about allyship!
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Speak OUT against injustice and UP for equality!
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Amplify and listen to Black and Indigenous voices!
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Educate your friends on anti-racism!
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Support creators from marginalized communities!
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Stand up for equality in your community!
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Be anti-racist!
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sorry, we used your boyfriend in a crafting recipe...
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? I sure hope it does!
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I enjoy walks on the beach, and laying on the ground...
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Taken for granted!
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Not since The Incident...
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Are you seeing this?
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Going insane!
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if not ok then return help
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Fhqwhgads!
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Giasfelfebrehber!
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Giasfclfbrehber!
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Successfully
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Squish that cat.
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Brings the bounty to the plains!
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Through the torment and the rains!
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You just missed the splash text, sorry...
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Home of Challenge Missy!
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Going up!
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Going down!
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Not really...
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It really isn't...
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Absolutely
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EXCELLENT
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This party's getting crazy!
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Become a dark spirit!
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New gloopy mode!
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New Play Control!
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Now with both Temptation and Sin!
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Supports languages!
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Mmmmmmm... Fishe...
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Love is in the air? WRONG! Kavruka!
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Love is in the air? WRONG! Deadly Neurotoxin!
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Love is in the air? WRONG! Man-at-Legs!
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Slime is falling from the sky!
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A goblin army is approaching from the west!
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Filmed in front of a live studio audience!
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Every copy is personalized!
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Wildly popular!
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Y2K ready!
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Y2K38 ready!
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dink my oiter
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they can dink it
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they can't dink it
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Save the world, stay inside!
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Save the world, wear a mask!
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Take it out on me!
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Trying to get out of hell!
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Could not stop growing!
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Until last week!
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Since last thursday!
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pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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Woo, Create: Estrogen!
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Woo, Spectrum!
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Woo, Ars Nouveau!
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Woo, Hex Casting!
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Woo, Thaumcraft!
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Amorphous!
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Non-amorphous!
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Non-non-amorphous!
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Algebraic!
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Mathematical!
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Polynomial!
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Your gender is valid!
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Splashes by akirapink and friends!
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Contains simulated goats!
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Contains a real human soul!
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Contains infinite genders!
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But what about me?
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Send me a dream, bartender!
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Sand me a man!
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Sand me a paper!
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Can share a few exciting progress updates with you!
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So it means...
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Therefore...
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You and me!
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Your personal ScrongleBuddy!
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Inside a bag of milk!
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Approved by Mold Mario!
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Many people say “Rome wasn't built in a day”. That's correct!
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Many qou say “The Obesk Embassy wasn't built in a gaze”. That's correct!
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Shimmer, shimmer...
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Where Are They Now? Find Out Today!
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Your #1 Download Source!
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.com
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.net
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.org
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.com.br
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.co.uk
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Forever and always!
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Doesn't have a first level!
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No more running!
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§c<3 §rBecome longer
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BE AFRAID!
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<3
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Xorg my beloathed!
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Wayland my beloathed!
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PulseAudio my beloathed!
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PipeWire my beloathed!
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Tiny-Huge Pizza!
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Not that good!
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Honestly quite incredible!
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[this splash text is now available]
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[this splash text is no longer available]
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Try it. See what happens.
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Enable Streamer Mode!
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Windows G Enable
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macOS P Disable
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Linux S Continue
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Have you heard of Xenia, the Linux Fox?
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Let me tell you a story...
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& Knuckles!
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Knuckles In:
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AudioJungle
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AA EE OO
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You wanna peep the horror? Here.
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Aren't you excited?
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Panic! In static! Out-manic!
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Classic! Estatic! It's magic!
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To trip the light fantastic, repeat it after me!
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[citation needed]
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[according to whom?]
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By technicality!
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It's blue and true!
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It's bleen!
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The videogame of all time!
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Game of a Year!
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Game of the Year!
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There's a light inside your soul!
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That's still shining in the cold!
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With the truth, the promise in our hearts!
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Don't forget!
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I'm with you in the dark!
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Don't forget this dream!
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A sad, yet sweet memory!
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That's what you left of me!
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And yes, I do, think of you!
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I hope that you do too!
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Sponsored by IKEA!
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Hit its Deltarune/Undertale reference limit 2 splashes ago!
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Check your CPU temperature!
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Check your RAM usage!
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Check your SSD writes!
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Check your HDD space!
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Check your battery health!
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Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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§c=)
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§c=(
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§d=)
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§d=(
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§c6 left.
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§c5 left.
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§c4 left.
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§c3 left.
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§c2 left.
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§c1 left.
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It's Pride Month! You know what that means.
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FUCK Notch!
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Made by Hatsune Miku!
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Made by Mojang Studios!
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Something about Microsoft?
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It's fast approaching!
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Ouppy...So ouool...
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Brought in for questioning!
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300 splashes and counting!
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Rotate it in your mind!
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In your mind's eye, you are a big, big monster truck!
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Remember to drink water!
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Hydrate before you die-drate!
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Happy Holidays!
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What did you expect?
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Chaps, are we cooked?
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Baking Bread!
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Gakvu: "Gakvu"
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A second, funnier Minecraft!
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A vision from an angry god!
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Electrify mine!
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Can't you do it sometime?
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Pushed it in too far...
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Green inside!
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Intel inside!
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AMD outside!
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Nvidia beneath the soil, buried 1.8288 meters under!
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Groovy, and only sometimes glooby!
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Girls...
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Boys...
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Enbys...
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All The Mods 10...
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With no disrespect to the &!
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Open for business!
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Sorry, we're closed!
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So be it, we've clopen!
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It is now safe to turn off your computer.
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It is no longer safe to turn off your computer.
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0625. Willpower, though useful, does not alone a powerful being make.
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1009. Early to bed and early to rise makes a "man" healthy but socially dead.
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1111. A great change is coming.
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1119. Everything not saved will be lost.
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1224. At the end of the day... It's night!
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1225. The holidays always come, whether you like them or not.
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1312. No gods, no masters, no exceptions.
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1604. Some conflicts can be resolved. Communicate before it's too late.
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1614. The next package in your mailbox will have more value than you initially thought.
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1707. Choose your battles.
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2020. Nothing is sacred.
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2506. Beware not gods, but those who worship them.
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2612. Treat with love the relations you treasure.
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3200. Don't make a promise you can't keep. If you do, a storm will find you!
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4560. Minds are good at being convinced by repeated affirmation.
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4561. Brains are for having ideas, not remembering them.
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